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1x04 38 Minutes


38 Minutes


Sergeant Markham AKA Cute pilot that should NEVER HAD DIED!

Day 1 – Entry 1
Nice and easy?!! WTF?! This is my first time flying this thing! Don’t make me more nervous!

Day 1 – Entry 2
ZOMG!! Now Teyla is hounding me to drive faster! Is it pick on red-shirt Markham day?! *sobs*

Day 1 – Entry 3
WTF?! It is pick on Markham day!! *headdesk* Even the Stargate hates me today. I’m stuck in it, and I have no body! ZOMG! *sobs*

Day 1 – Entry 4
*shocked* I’m actually still alive! Stackhouse too! But Major Sheppard... not so much.

Day 1 – Entry 5
Major Sheppard pulled a Daniel Jackson and came back to life. Yay!



Lieutenant Aiden Ford

Day 6 – Entry 1
Holy alien shit, Batman! Major Sheppard has a fugly bug on his neck! Does that mean I get to be the star of this episode? *bg*

Day 6 – Entry 2
Aw, crap. Leave it to McKay and Teyla to let me join them in misery. Shoulda left me demolecularized. We’re all going to die! *flails*

Day 6 – Entry 3
McKay sucks! This the one episode where I have more than ten lines, so lemme talk, dammit! OMFG!! Stop interrupting me!

Day 6 – Entry 4
Wraith bug?! *twitches* Is it a good time to mention that I’m prettier than that bug?

Day 6 – Entry 5
Er... I feel useless. Everyone is doing something... McKay is figuring out... stuff. Teyla is molesting staring at the Major. The Major is... dying suffering. Me? I stand here and look pretty? *bg*

Day 6 – Entry 6
No wonder our vests are so heavy. Look at all this crap... Ooo chocolate...

Day 6 – Entry 7
McKay took the last chocolate bar. *cries*

Day 6 – Entry 8
Iodine, alcohol, salt, water... I feel like I’m cooking. Now I’m hungry... *mourns for chocolate bar again*

Day 6 – Entry 9
The Major just knocked me across the Puddlejumper. Ow...

Day 6 – Entry 10
Der... Did the Major just say “hit me, baby, with the defibrillator one more time?” o_O ZOMG! Britney Spears reference. *kills self*

Day 6 – Entry 11
Sweet! I get to play with the defibrillator! Bwhahaha! Clear!

Day 6 – Entry 12
Crap, I killed the Major... Doctor Weir is going to kill me.

Day 6 – Entry 13
WTF?! Gross! Teyla wrapped the bug in my jacket! That h0r! She owes me a jacket now.

Day 6 – Entry 14
WTF?! Why didn’t McKay give me Physics 101 before I ran into the bulkhead doors? Ow!

Day 6 – Entry 15
McKay just STFU! *shoves him into the puddle* Crap, now I have to open the rear hatch. *facepalm*

Day 6 – Entry 16
I’m alive!!! And my bug guts jacket is gone... *facepalm* Do I get a new one?



Doctor Rodney McKay

Day 6 – Entry 1
Sheppard is getting a hickey from a bug! Lmfao!!!

Day 6 – Entry 2
OMG! Teyla needs to STFU! I’m a GENIUS not a MEDICAL DOCTOR! Learn the difference, girly!

Day 6 – Entry 3
WTF?! Like ow! My head! Ow! Markham’s driving sucks!

Day 6 – Entry 4
OMFG!!! That’s the event horizon... We’re stuck in the Stargate?! I’m a dead man... >_<

Day 6 – Entry 5
35 minutes... I will not overreact. I will not overreact. I will— For crying out loud! Ford needs to get to the point already!!! Wraith base gone. Wraith attack. Sheppard hickey bug. We stuck. We problem. Big BIG problem!!! 34 minutes... I’m a dead man. *headwall*

Day 6- Entry 6
27 minutes... Closed bulkhead doors in hopes of becoming space junk for two more seconds then DIE!

Day 6 – Entry 7
NOW Atlantis base contacts us about closing bulkhead doors. Useless! *shakes fists*

Day 6 – Entry 8
Fine. Sheppard wins the “I’m-more-screwed-than-ya’ll” game today. But I’m still a dead man... *flails again*

Day 6 – Entry 9
25 minutes... the Wraith evolved from giant bugs... Whatever. Still a dead man.

Day 6 – Entry 10
Zelenka. Remember that, Zelenka, Zelenka, ZELENKA. What was that Czech guy’s name again? Zinky?

Day 6 – Entry 11
19 minutes... I’m a hungry dead man. Mmm... Chocloate...

Day 6 – Entry 12
15 minutes... We’ve slid in further... Did I mention I’m a dead man? Too bad! I’m mentioning it again! I’m an EFFING DEAD MAN!

Day 6 – Entry 13
Sheppard decided to die first... 7 minutes left... No pressure... I’m so dead. *headwall*

Day 6 – Entry 14
I got it! The drive pods retracted! *Glees!* Wait... We aren’t moving... 2 minutes... *headdesk* I’m a dead man.

Day 6 – Entry 15
OMG! *flails* 1 minute! *gets shoved into the event horizon*

Day 6 – Entry 16
ZOMG! We’re on the other side! We’re alive! Well, except for Sheppard...

Day 6 - Entry 17
Er, never mind, Beckett revived him. We’re alive!

Day 6 – Entry 18
Sheppard has a ginormous hickey! Lmfao!!



Major John Sheppard

Day 7 – Entry 1
When I mentioned I wanted close encounters with aliens, giant fugly bug giving me a hickey is NOT what I had in mind!! *headwall*

Day 7 – Entry 2
*head hits ramp* Ouch! OMFGWTF?!! Are they trying to kill me with bad driving?! *hits head on ramp again* Owie! I think I should pass out now... *passes out*

Day 7 – Entry 3
*headwall* Why... *headwall* are... *headwall* we... *headwall* not... *headwall* in... *headwall* Altantis... *headwall* yet?! *headwall* Ow...

Day 7 – Entry 4
Is that the event horizon?! *headwall again just because my head hurts already*

Day 7 – Entry 5
McKay needs to STFU!! Look at me!! I have the fugliest bug in two galaxies around my neck! I’m the sorry bastard who’s screwed!!

Day 7 – Entry 6
*twitch twitch* Did Teyla just say Wraith bug?! *twitches some more*

Day 7 – Entry 7
OMFG!!! I want this bug off me!! Where’s my doctor?!

Day 7 – Entry 8
Still screwed and still in pain. *headwall repeatedly*

Day 7 – Entry 9
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! They are trying to kill me?! *woobies*

Day 7 – Entry 10
Er. I was going to tell Weir I love her something, but the TPTBs didn’t know what I’d say I got interrupted by Pretty boy... *headdesk*

Day 7 – Entry 11
OMFG! I want this bug OFF me now! Please kill me now!

Day 7 – Entry 12
Der... They took it literally and now I’m DEAD!

Day 7 – Entry 13
Bug is gone! Yay! But I’m still DEAD! Boo!

Day 7 – Entry 14
I lied. I’m still alive... ZOMG! I better not become like the Daniel Jackson of Atlantis!

Day 7 – Entry 15
I’m starving. Weir refuses to give me food until I tell her what I was going to say. ZOMG! I can’t remember!! The woman is evil!



Teyla Emmagan

Day 5 – Entry 1
Oh noes! Major Sheppard can’t die! We haven’t made babies yet Because I luff him! Doctor McKay better fix him!! RAWR!

Day 5 – Entry 2
Oh noes! Major Sheppard fainted! Now’s my chance to molest nurse him back to health!

Day 5 – Entry 3
Major Sheppard is awake! Yay! But the Wraith bug is still around his neck. *headdesk*

Day 5 – Entry 4
OMG! I’m going to kick Ford’s ass for hurting Major Sheppard with saltwater! RAWR!

Day 5 – Entry 5
*kicks Ford* Major Sheppard was going to confess his undying love for Weir ME and tell Weir to BACK OFF!

Day 5 – Entry 6
NOOOOOOOOOOO! They can’t kill Major Sheppard! *sobs*

Day 5 – Entry 7
Did Lieutenant Ford say cut his shirt off? I thought he’d never ask. *bg*

Day 5 – Entry 8
Major Sheppard can’t die! I love him! *sobs* And I can’t yank this bug off him! *wails*

Day 5 – Entry 9
Bug be gone! *tosses across the Jumper*

Day 5 - Entry 10
I get to drag carry Major Sheppard, who is twice my height and weight, through the Stargate because I love empowers me!

Day 5 – Entry 11
Major Sheppard is still alive! Squee!

Day 5 – Entry 12
Will the costume designer please stand up, so I can kick your ass? Why am I wearing a rainbow disco outfit? I don’t even know what disco is!



Doctor Elizabeth Weir

Day 7 – Entry 1
Will the costume designer please stand up too, so I can push you over the balcony? Of all the brand name clothes on Earth, why the hell would I own this POS?! I look like I stepped out of the starship Enterprise!!! I want my Galaxy Quest uniform back!

Day 7 – Entry 2
Sheppard had WHAT around his around his neck?! How the hell does that happen?

Day 7 – Entry 3
He walked into a GINORMOUS web?! *facepalm* ZOMG! He is lucky he’s SO pretty!

Day 7 – Entry 4
WTF?! The Puddlejumper is stuck in the Stargate?! And there is a 38-minute time limit? Why 38? Why not 42? Everyone knows that’s the answer to Life, the Universe, and EVERYTHING! *headdesk*

Day 7 – Entry 5
Ugh, Kavanaugh. Why did I pick him on my team again?! *headdesk*

Day 7 – Entry 6
Kavanaugh is a whiny bitch. I’m going to hang out in the Jumper Bay.

Day 7 – Entry 7
*twitch* Did Zelenka just tell me to STFU?! ZOMG! I blame this ugly shirt! Grrr.

Day 7 – Entry 8
OMGWTFBBQ?! I just went upstairs for two seconds and Simpson and Whiny Bitch are fighting! *headdesk*

Day 7 – Entry 9
OMFG! Everyone needs to STOP FIGHTING and save my boyfriend Major Sheppard Team Sheppard already, dammit!

Day 7 – Entry 10
Crap, dirty little people at 9 o’clock. *headdesk*

Day 7 – Entry 11
Note to mountain man Halling: My boyfriend is not going to die, but you will if you don’t take your dirty little pots out of my face! RAWR!

Day 7 – Entry 12
OMFG!! Kavanaugh needs to jump up his own ass and just DIE!

Day 7 – Entry 13
I, Governor Elizabeth Weir, declare Kavanaugh the Idiot with no balls Village Whiny Bitch.

Day 7 – Entry 14
OMFG! John was going to confess his undying love for me, and Ford had to interrupt him. I’m so kicking that boy’s ass now. RAWR! F33R the Wraith of Weir!!!

Day 7 – Entry 15
ZOMFG! How is killing oneself a good idea?! *headdesk*

Day 7 – Entry 16
OMG! John better not make me worry like this for EVERY single episode! Now that I’ve said that, he’s gonna do just that, isn’t he? *headdesk*

Day 7 – Entry 17
Stupid Sheppard won’t tell me what he wanted to say. I’ll get it how of him one of these days. *evil eyes Sheppard*



Doctor Carson Beckett

Day 6 – Entry 1
*blink blink* Note to Grodin: That was a waste of a perfectly good explanation.

Day 6 – Entry 2
Stargate 101: Things only come through in one piece. Got it. Why couldn’t he have just said that?

Day 6 – Entry 3
I am a very bad doctor. I just made fun of my patient... But he does have a ‘cling-on,’ dammit! *facepalm*

Day 6 – Entry 4
Say what? Life sucking Wraith bug around the neck? Nope, never heard of it... Next patient!

Day 6 – Entry 5
Okay... Iodine didn’t work. Alcohol didn’t work. Salt didn’t work. Saltwater DEFINITELY didn’t work. Major Sheppard is screwed. Might as well just kill zap him with the defibrillator.

Day 6 - Entry 6
Yay! I revived Major Sheppard! Now Doctor Weir won’t kill me for suggesting to kill him in the first place. Phew!



Doctor Peter Grodin

Day 7 – Entry 1
What is the point of giving me 10 lines of technobabble when no one is going to understand me anyway?! *headdesk*

Day 7 – Entry 2
Der... Kavanaugh and Simpson are cat fighting... My money is on Simpson. *g*

Day 7 - Entry 3
Scratch that. My money is on Weir. She just PWNED Kavanaugh!



Doctor Kavanaugh AKA TEH Whiny BIOTCH!

Day 1 – Entry 1
30 minutes to save Team Sheppard?! Pffft! So not happening...

Day 1 – Entry 2
ZOMG! Simpson has the worse plans EVAR!

Day 1 – Entry 3
Simpson is a bitch.

Day 1 – Entry 4
Q$%^@. Just got busted by Weir... Simpson started it!

Day 1 – Entry 5
OMG! I will NOT let my ego get attacked by little women!

Day 1 – Entry 6
OMG! Weir just grabbed my nuts and yanked them off! O_O

Day 1 – Entry 7
Er. I technically saved the day because my genius brain told them to blow the rear hatch... But no one is going to remember that. *headdesk*



Doctor Simpson

Day 1 – Entry 1
I am going strangle that pony tailed bitch! RAWR!

Day 1 – Entry 2
OMGWTF?! Kavanaugh get some balls already!

Day 1 – Entry 3
Kavanaugh is a bitch.

Day 1 – Entry 4
Did Kavanaugh just call me a bitch?! *throttles him*

Day 1 - Entry 5
OMFG! I did NOT start it. *knocks Kavanaugh in the eye*



Doctor Radek Zelenka

Day 1 – Entry 1
Yippee! My first appearance! How’s my mad scientist hair?

Day 1 – Entry 2
Doctor Weir came to visit me today! Squee!

Day 1 – Entry 3
Der... I think I just told Doctor Weir to STFU... but I did say please and smiled nicely... I’m a dead man unless I save her boyfriend Major Sheppard, aren’t I? *headdesk*

Day 1 – Entry 4
Hee! Doctor Weir won’t kill me now. I just found something... I think.



Puddlejumper

Day 1 – Entry 1
*Flying, flying, flying—* Och! I got shot! More than once! >_<

Day 1 – Entry 2
*Rumble, flying, flying, rumble flying* Oof! Er... I’m stuck in the Stargate. *headdesk*

Day 1 – Entry 3
Yes, I know my ass is hanging out of the Stargate, so SHUDDUP!

Day 1 – Entry 4
Yay! My wing thingies retracted. But I’m not moving... *headdesk*

Day 1 – Entry 5
30 seconds!! I don’t want to be cut in half! *wails*

Day 1 - Entry 6
ZOMG! I made it back in one piece! *rejoices* Now someone please fix me...



Iratus Bug

Day 1 – Entry 1
Chillin’ in my ginormous web.

Day 1 – Entry 2
Oof! Someone just walked into my web!

Day 1 – Entry 3
FOOOOOOD!!! *clings*

Day 1 – Entry 4
Got poked, stabbed, shot, iodized, alcoholed, and salt watered. And I’m still ALIVE! F33R me, the Fugly bug! Bwhahaha! *clings on tighter*

Day 1 – Entry 5
Eh? No more pulse... Damn human died on me!

Day 1 – Entry 6
WTF?! Who is pulling me way from my human?!

Day 1 – Entry 7
*gets shot a bajillion times and dies*

Day 1 – Entry 8
Bwhahaha Psych! I’m not died yet.

Day 1 – Entry 9
*Gets sucked out of Jumper* Crap... now I’m dead. *esplodes*



Wormhole

Day 2 – Entry 1
Still green! Weee!

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